161 Texas Captions For Instagram – Puns, Quotes & Short Captions

Howdy y’all! If you’re planning a trip to the Lone Star State or you’re a proud Texan looking to spice up your Instagram game then you’re in the right place.

As a seasoned traveler and lover of all things Texas, I’ve come up with the best Texas Instagram captions that will have your followers saying “yeehaw!”

From cowboy boots and big hair to BBQ and two-stepping, this list has got you covered.

P.S. Follow me over on IG (@travellerselixir) and tag me in your photo for a share!

Best Texas Instagram Captions

These captions work for any place you’re visiting in Texas including Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, El Paso, Fort Worth, Waco and more.

Funny Texas Captions

1. Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my boots clicking on this hardwood floor

2. I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to leave Texas without trying a brisket

3. My heart belongs to Texas but my waistline belongs to Whataburger

4. In Texas, we don’t say ‘howdy’, we say ‘howdy y’all’. It’s more inclusive

5. If you can’t handle me in my cowboy hat, you don’t deserve me at my Sunday rodeo

6. You can take the girl out of Texas but you can’t take the y’all out of her vocabulary

7. Life is too short for bad BBQ and weak margaritas – luckily, we don’t have that problem in Texas

8. Life is too short to wear boring boots

9. I may not have been raised in Texas but I got here as soon as I realized the BBQ was better

10. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right – a true Texan

11. Don’t mess with Texas or my hair. Both are bigger and better here

12. Life is like a rodeo – sometimes you ride the bull and sometimes the bull rides you

13. The only thing hotter than a Texas summer is my love for queso

14. When in Texas, you gotta go to the rodeo – it’s like a Wild West Disneyland

15. In Texas, the rodeo is like a party – only with more hay and less disco balls

16. In Texas, the only thing more abundant than cowboys is the love for Whataburger

17. In Texas, we don’t just have BBQ, we have a religion

18. I’m so Texan, I bleed Dr Pepper and queso

19. I thought I knew how to two-step until I tried it at the rodeo – let’s just say, I’ll stick to the Macarena

20. I went to the rodeo and all I got was this lousy lasso burn

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Cute Texas Captions For Instagram

21. A bad day in Texas is better than a good day anywhere else

22. You know you’re in Texas when the rodeo is the biggest event of the year

23. There’s Texas…and then there’s everything else

24. Ain’t no place like Texas, that’s for darn sure

25. This ain’t my first rodeo…

26. Everything is bigger in Texas, including the hair and the heart

27. Greetings from the Lone Star State

28. Here for the views and Tex-Mex

29. Enjoying life one sweet tea at a time

30. Everything is bigger in Texas including my love for BBQ

31. Southern charm and cowboy boots, that’s how we do it in Texas

32. Sorry for what I said when I wasn’t at the rodeo

33. Did somebody say barbeque?

34. Texas, you may be big but your heart is even bigger

35. Life is better with a little bit of Texas in it

36. How can you complain in a place like Texas?

37. You don’t have to be a cowboy to have a wild west attitude

38. You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a trip to Houston

39. Two-step? More like 12 steps to the bar for another Lone Star

40. Don’t mess with Texas… or my BBQ. It’s serious business

41. Tex-Mex, sunshine & BBQs, what more can a girl need?

42. Taking life one brisket at a time

43. What happens on the ranch, stays on the ranch

44. Texas, where the tea is sweet and the people are sweeter

45. Texas, you’ve got me roped in and hooked like a big ol’ bass

46. In Texas, they say ‘howdy’ instead of ‘hello’ – and I gotta say, I’m a fan

47. Home is where the Tex-Mex is

48. Texas stole my heart – and I’m okay with that

49. I don’t always wear cowboy boots, but when I do, it’s because I’m in Texas

50. There’s just something about Texas that makes my soul happy

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Short Texas Captions

51. It’s a Texas thing

52. All roads lead to Texas

53. Howdy-doodle-doo

54. Home sweet Texas

55. Living that Texas life

56. Summer nights & Texas skies

57. Lone Star State pride

58. Yeehaw!

59. Texas forever

60. Texas is my happy place

61. I’m in Texas y’all

62. I love you to Texas and back

63. Don’t mess with Texas

64. Greetings from Austin

65. Where the tea is sweet

66. Big state, big heart

67. Take me back to Texas

68. Bigger and better

69. Meet me at the rodeo

70. Hatters gonna hat

71. Texas pride, worldwide

72. Typical cowboy stuff

73. Austin, you have my heart

74. Texas dreamin’

75. Houston, we have a problem

76. MTV, Welcome to my ranch

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Funny Texas Puns

77. This state is Texa-llent

78. I’m not horsing around, these cowboy boots are the real deal

79. Dallas-t thing I want right now is to leave Texas

80. Wow, it’s definitely Fort-Worth spending a few days here!

81. Help, I’m L-Austin Texas!

82. I’m wide a-Waco

83. El Paso the Pecan Pie, will ya?

84. C’mon, quit foal-ing around!

85. I’m feeling a little Tex-asperated today

86. This rodeo is un-bull-ievable!

87. To neigh or not to neigh…that is the equestrian

88. The sky’s the brisket

89. Dallas my love has come along

90. I’m not sick, I’m just a little horse

91. This brisket is simply ham-azing!

92. I queso you could say I love Texas

93. ‘Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put a bluebonnet

94. Texas is adora-bull

95. Girls just wanna have sun

96. Would you risk it for a brisket?

97. Queso, is it me you’re looking for?

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Inspirational & Beautiful Texas Captions

98. No matter how far I wander, Houston stays with me

99. Texas: the land of barbecues, bluebonnets and big adventures

100. My boots are made for walking and my heart is made for Texas

101. I may not be from Texas but it sure feels like home when I’m here

102. She’s as free as the bluebonnets in the summer

103. No matter where I go, I always leave my heart in Texas

104. Where the cowboys roam and the wildflowers grow

105. Wherever you go becomes a part of you somehow

106. There’s something special about the warm Texas sun and even warmer Texan hospitality

107. The stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas

108. Visiting Texas is like taking a journey through history, culture and beauty all at once

109. Relationship status: In love with sunsets and this state

110. Texas, where the bluebonnets bloom and the stars shine bright

111. I never knew how much I needed a Texan sunset until I saw one with my own eyes

112. In Texas, I found a piece of myself I didn’t even know was missing

113. The people of Texas have a way of making you feel right at home, no matter where you’re from

114. If you can’t go to heaven, Austin is the next best thing

115. The road goes on forever and the party never ends

116. Visiting Texas was like a dream come true – filled with charm, laughter and endless amounts of queso

117. Texas, thank you for showing me that true beauty lies not just in the landscapes but in the people who call it home

118. I never knew a place could steal my heart so quickly – until I visited Texas

119. Life may take me elsewhere but my heart will always be in Texas

120. No matter where I go, Texas will always be my first love

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Texas Quotes For Instagram Captions

121. “Texas is a state of adventure, where the road less traveled often leads to the most incredible destinations.” – Traveller’s Elixir

122. “Now I love the USA, and the other states, ah, they’re ok, Texas is the place I wanna be.” – Ray Wylie Hubbard

123. “Texas is not just a state, it’s a feeling. A feeling of pride, of independence and of unbreakable spirit.” – Traveller’s Elixir

124. “The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole world. I think you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world.” – Idina Menzel

125. “That’s right, you’re not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.” – Lyle Lovett

126. “Texas may be known for its big cities but it’s the small towns that hold the heart of the Lone Star State.” – Traveller’s Elixir

127. “I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world.” – Tommy Tune

128. “Texas is the finest portion of the globe that has blessed my vision.” – Sam Houston

129. “You can take the girl out of Texas, but you can’t take the Texas out of the girl.” – Janine Turner

130. “In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans.” – Kelly Clarkson

131. “I’ve traveled all over the world, but I don’t think there is any place better than Texas.” – Red Adair

132. “In Texas, we don’t just embrace diversity, we celebrate it. That’s what makes us so strong.” – Traveller’s Elixir

133. “Of all the places I’ve ever been, Austin is the only place that has felt like home.” – Martha Kelly

134. “Texas is a place where dreams can come true, where the sky is endless and the opportunities are boundless.” – Traveller’s Elixir

135. “I didn’t drive eleven hours across the state of Texas to watch my cholesterol.” – Robb Walsh

136. “From the Alamo to the Rio Grande, from the plains to the desert, Texas is a state of endless wonder and inspiration.” – Traveller’s Elixir

137. “I’d rather be a fencepost in Texas, than the king of Tennessee.” – Chris Wall

138. “Texas is a place where hospitality is not just a custom, it’s a way of life.” – Traveller’s Elixir

139. “I guess deep in my heart, I’ll always be a Texas girl.” – Spongebob Squarepants

140. “Texas is a state of mind, where the frontier spirit lives on and anything is possible.” – Traveller’s Elixir

141. “Texans ignore ‘better,’ long ago forgot the useless word ‘good.’ Everything in Texas is ‘best’” – Edward Smith

142. “In Texas, it’s always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky.” – Piper Perabo

143. “The spirit of Texas is alive and well, a flame that burns bright in the hearts of its people and illuminates the world.” – Traveller’s Elixir

144. “No place like Texas would I ever roam. No place like Texas, my home, sweet home.” – Willie Nelson

145. “I like Texas and Texans. In Texas, everything is bigger.” – Robert Kiyosaki

146. “From the Gulf Coast to the Panhandle, from the Hill Country to the Piney Woods, Texas is a land of contrasts and beauty.” – Traveller’s Elixir

147. “To me, it’s really the heart of Texas. You don’t know the Lone Star State until you’ve experienced Gruene Hall.” – Miranda Lambert

148. “Obviously, people in Texas have big hearts.” – Katie Couric

149. “Only Texas could turn defeat into a legend – and a song, and a tourist attraction, and a major motion picture.” – Rosemary Kent

150. “In Texas, we don’t just talk big, we back it up with action. That’s what makes us a force to be reckoned with.” – Traveller’s Elixir

151. “In Texas, we don’t just have friends, we have family. That’s what makes this state so special.” – Traveller’s Elixir

152. “Don’t mess with Texas.” – Texas Department of Transportation

153. “You don’t just move into Texas. It moves into you.” – Manny Fernandez

154. “People don’t live in Austin to work, they work to live there.” – Robert Rodriguez

155. “Texas is neither southern nor western. Texas is Texas.” – William Blakely

156. “The stars at night may be big and bright but it’s the people of Texas that truly shine.” – Traveller’s Elixir

157. “There’s no better place than Texas to start over.” – John Connelly

158. “Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word.” – John Steinbeck

159. “There’s a freedom you begin to feel the closer you get to Austin, Texas.” – Willie Nelson

160. “Big Bend National Park is intensely wild and extraordinarily beautiful – tucked away at the end of a couple of roads in southwest Texas.” – Stefanie Payne

161. “Texas is not just a place, it’s an experience. A tapestry of cultures, landscapes and stories woven together into a vibrant tapestry.” – Traveller’s Elixir

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Texas Hashtags For Instagram Likes

1. #texas

2. #everythingisbiggerintexas

3. #texastodo

4. #texasgirl

5. #texaslife

6. #texasforever

7. #texasblogger

8. #texascountry

9. #austintexas

10. #texasstyle

11. #texasgirls

12. #texasfoodie

13. #texasmade

14. #texastravel

15. #dallastexas

16. #texasblues

17. #texasliving

18. #texasphotography

19. #texasroadtrip

20. #texashair

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And there you have it folks, those are the best Texas Instagram captions that the internet has ever seen.

Whether you’re snapping pics at the Alamo, taking in the breathtaking views of Big Bend National Park or enjoying a juicy brisket, these Texas Instagram captions are sure to elevate your posts to the next level.

So go ahead and show off your Lone Star State pride and let these captions do the talking.

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