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72 Texas Captions For Instagram – Puns, Quotes & Short Captions

If you’re visiting Texas then you’re bound to have hundreds of stunning photos that you’ll want to post to Instagram.

Nothing goes better with a beautiful photo than a cute caption. To save you the trouble of thinking up a caption yourself, I’ve put together this list of the best Texas Instagram captions.

Just copy and paste the Texas caption straight into Instagram.

These captions work for any place you’re visiting in Texas, including Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, El Paso, Fort Worth, Waco and more.

Best Texas Instagram Captions

Cute Texas Captions For Instagram

  1. A bad day in Texas is better than a good day anywhere else
  1. There’s Texas…and then there’s everything else
  1. Greetings from the Lone Star State
  1. Here for the views and Tex-Mex
  1. Enjoying life one sweet tea at a time
  1. Sorry for what I said when I wasn’t at the rodeo
  1. Did somebody say barbeque?
  1. How can you complain in a place like Texas?
  1. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a trip to Houston
  1. Tex-Mex, sunshine & BBQs, what more can a girl need?
  1. Taking life one brisket at a time
  1. What happens on the ranch, stays on the ranch

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Short Texas Captions

  1. It’s a Texas thing
  1. Living that Texas life
  1. Summer nights & Texas skies
  1. Texas is my happy place
  1. I’m in Texas y’all
  1. I love you to Texas and back
  1. Greetings from Austin
  1. Where the tea is sweet
  1. Take me back to Texas
  1. Meet me at the rodeo
  1. Austin, you have my heart
  1. Texas dreamin’
  1. Houston, we have a problem
  1. MTV, Welcome to my ranch

Funny Texas Captions & Texas Puns

  1. This state is Texa-llent
  1. Dallas-t thing I want right now is to leave Texas
  1. Wow, it’s definitely Fort-Worth spending a few days here!
  1. Help, I’m L-Austin Texas!
  1. I’m wide a-Waco
  1. El Paso the Pecan Pie, will ya?
  1. Dallas my love has come along
  1. ‘Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put a bluebonnet
  1. Girls just wanna have sun
  1. Would you risk it for a brisket?
  1. Queso, is it me you’re looking for?

Inspirational & Beautiful Texas Captions

  1. No matter how far I wander, Houston stays with me
  1. The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas
  1. She’s as free as the bluebonnets in the summer
  1. No matter where I go, I always leave my heart in Texas
  1. Wherever you go becomes a part of you somehow
  1. Relationship status: In love with sunsets and this city
  1. If you can’t go to heaven, Austin is the next best thing
  1. The road goes on forever and the party never ends

Texas Quotes For Instagram Captions

  1. “Now I love the USA, and the other states, ah, they’re ok, Texas is the place I wanna be.” – Ray Wylie Hubbard
  1. “The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole world. I think you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world.” – Idina Menzel
  1. “That’s right, you’re not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.” – Lyle Lovett
  1. “I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world.” – Tommy Tune
  1. “Texas is the finest portion of the globe that has blessed my vision.” – Sam Houston
  1. “You can take the girl out of Texas, but you can’t take the Texas out of the girl.” – Janine Turner
  1. “In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans.” – Kelly Clarkson
  1. “I’ve traveled all over the world, but I don’t think there is any place better than Texas.” – Red Adair
  1. “Of all the places I’ve ever been, Austin is the only place that has felt like home.” – Martha Kelly
  1. “I didn’t drive eleven hours across the state of Texas to watch my cholesterol.” – Robb Walsh
  1. “I’d rather be a fencepost in Texas, than the king of Tennessee.” – Chris Wall
  1. “I guess deep in my heart, I’ll always be a Texas girl.” – Spongebob Squarepants
  1. “Texans ignore ‘better,’ long ago forgot the useless word ‘good.’ Everything in Texas is ‘best’” – Edward Smith
  1. “In Texas, it’s always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky.” – Piper Perabo
  1. “No place like Texas would I ever roam. No place like Texas, my home, sweet home.” – Willie Nelson
  1. “I like Texas and Texans. In Texas, everything is bigger.” – Robert Kiyosaki
  1. “To me, it’s really the heart of Texas. You don’t know the Lone Star State until you’ve experienced Gruene Hall.” – Miranda Lambert
  1. “Obviously, people in Texas have big hearts.” – Katie Couric
  1. “Only Texas could turn defeat into a legend – and a song, and a tourist attraction, and a major motion picture.” – Rosemary Kent
  1. “Don’t mess with Texas.” – Texas Department of Transportation
  1. “You don’t just move into Texas. It moves into you.” – Manny Fernandez
  1. “People don’t live in Austin to work, they work to live there.” – Robert Rodriguez
  1. “Texas is neither southern nor western. Texas is Texas.” – William Blakely
  1. “There’s no better place than Texas to start over.” – John Connelly
  1. “Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word.” – John Steinbeck
  1. “There’s a freedom you begin to feel the closer you get to Austin, Texas.” – Willie Nelson
  1. “Big Bend National Park is intensely wild and extraordinarily beautiful – tucked away at the end of a couple of roads in southwest Texas.” – Stefanie Payne

Hopefully this list gave you plenty of ideas for cute Texas Instagram captions. 

There’s a caption here for any photo, from puns to beautiful quotes. 

Feel free to copy and paste these Instagram captions for your Texas photos.

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