72 Texas Captions For Instagram – Puns, Quotes & Short Captions

If you’re visiting Texas then you’re bound to have hundreds of stunning photos that you’ll want to post to Instagram.

Nothing goes better with a beautiful photo than a cute caption. To save you the trouble of thinking up a caption yourself, I’ve put together this list of the best Texas Instagram captions.

Just copy and paste the Texas caption straight into Instagram.

These captions work for any place you’re visiting in Texas, including Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, El Paso, Fort Worth, Waco and more.

Best Texas Instagram Captions

Cute Texas Captions For Instagram

1. A bad day in Texas is better than a good day anywhere else

2. There’s Texas…and then there’s everything else

3. Greetings from the Lone Star State

4. Here for the views and Tex-Mex

5. Enjoying life one sweet tea at a time

6. Sorry for what I said when I wasn’t at the rodeo

7. Did somebody say barbeque?

8. How can you complain in a place like Texas?

9. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a trip to Houston

10. Tex-Mex, sunshine & BBQs, what more can a girl need?

11. Taking life one brisket at a time

12. What happens on the ranch, stays on the ranch

Short Texas Captions

13. It’s a Texas thing

14. Living that Texas life

15. Summer nights & Texas skies

16. Texas is my happy place

17. I’m in Texas y’all

18. I love you to Texas and back

19. Greetings from Austin

20. Where the tea is sweet

21. Take me back to Texas

22. Meet me at the rodeo

23. Austin, you have my heart

24. Texas dreamin’

25. Houston, we have a problem

26. MTV, Welcome to my ranch

Funny Texas Captions & Texas Puns

27. This state is Texa-llent

28. Dallas-t thing I want right now is to leave Texas

29. Wow, it’s definitely Fort-Worth spending a few days here!

30. Help, I’m L-Austin Texas!

31. I’m wide a-Waco

32. El Paso the Pecan Pie, will ya?

33. Dallas my love has come along

34. ‘Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put a bluebonnet

35. Girls just wanna have sun

36. Would you risk it for a brisket?

37. Queso, is it me you’re looking for?

Inspirational & Beautiful Texas Captions

38. No matter how far I wander, Houston stays with me

39. The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas

40. She’s as free as the bluebonnets in the summer

41. No matter where I go, I always leave my heart in Texas

42. Wherever you go becomes a part of you somehow

43. Relationship status: In love with sunsets and this city

44. If you can’t go to heaven, Austin is the next best thing

45. The road goes on forever and the party never ends

Texas Quotes For Instagram Captions

46. “Now I love the USA, and the other states, ah, they’re ok, Texas is the place I wanna be.” – Ray Wylie Hubbard

47. “The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole world. I think you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world.” – Idina Menzel

48. “That’s right, you’re not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways.” – Lyle Lovett

49. “I think Texans have more fun than the rest of the world.” – Tommy Tune

50. “Texas is the finest portion of the globe that has blessed my vision.” – Sam Houston

51. “You can take the girl out of Texas, but you can’t take the Texas out of the girl.” – Janine Turner

52. “In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans.” – Kelly Clarkson

53. “I’ve traveled all over the world, but I don’t think there is any place better than Texas.” – Red Adair

54. “Of all the places I’ve ever been, Austin is the only place that has felt like home.” – Martha Kelly

55. “I didn’t drive eleven hours across the state of Texas to watch my cholesterol.” – Robb Walsh

56. “I’d rather be a fencepost in Texas, than the king of Tennessee.” – Chris Wall

57. “I guess deep in my heart, I’ll always be a Texas girl.” – Spongebob Squarepants

58. “Texans ignore ‘better,’ long ago forgot the useless word ‘good.’ Everything in Texas is ‘best’” – Edward Smith

59. “In Texas, it’s always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky.” – Piper Perabo

60. “No place like Texas would I ever roam. No place like Texas, my home, sweet home.” – Willie Nelson

61. “I like Texas and Texans. In Texas, everything is bigger.” – Robert Kiyosaki

62. “To me, it’s really the heart of Texas. You don’t know the Lone Star State until you’ve experienced Gruene Hall.” – Miranda Lambert

63. “Obviously, people in Texas have big hearts.” – Katie Couric

64. “Only Texas could turn defeat into a legend – and a song, and a tourist attraction, and a major motion picture.” – Rosemary Kent

65. “Don’t mess with Texas.” – Texas Department of Transportation

66. “You don’t just move into Texas. It moves into you.” – Manny Fernandez

67. “People don’t live in Austin to work, they work to live there.” – Robert Rodriguez

68. “Texas is neither southern nor western. Texas is Texas.” – William Blakely

69. “There’s no better place than Texas to start over.” – John Connelly

70. “Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word.” – John Steinbeck

71. “There’s a freedom you begin to feel the closer you get to Austin, Texas.” – Willie Nelson

72. “Big Bend National Park is intensely wild and extraordinarily beautiful – tucked away at the end of a couple of roads in southwest Texas.” – Stefanie Payne

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Hopefully this list gave you plenty of ideas for cute Texas Instagram captions. 

There’s a caption here for any photo, from puns to beautiful quotes. 

Feel free to copy and paste these Instagram captions for your Texas photos.

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