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93 Scotland Captions For Instagram – Puns, Quotes & Short Captions

Scotland Instagram captions

If you’re visiting Scotland then you’re bound to have hundreds of stunning photos that you’ll want to post to Instagram.

Nothing goes better with a beautiful photo than a cute caption. To save you the trouble of thinking up a caption yourself, I’ve put together this list of the best Scotland Instagram captions.

Just copy and paste the Scotland caption straight into Instagram.

These captions work for any place you’re visiting in Scotland, including Edinburgh, Glasgow, the Scottish Highlands, Aberdeen, Loch Ness and more.

Best Scotland Instagram Captions

Cute Scotland Captions For Instagram

  1. My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare
  1. Put some whiskey in my coffee because it’s Scotland somewhere!
  1. Falling in love with Scotland all over again
  1. You can take the girl out of Scotland, but you can’t take the Scottish out of the girl
  1. No, mom, I haven’t learnt how to play the bagpipes yet
  1. Left my heart in Scotland, better go back and get it
  1. It’s bad manners to keep Scotland waiting
  1. Enjoying life one haggis at a time
  1. It’s a Scotland thing, you wouldn’t understand
  1. Did somebody say whiskey?
  1. Stuff that in your haggis and chew it!
  1. Well put on a kilt and call me Scottish
  1. Just a girl who loves tartan
  1. Scotland’s national animal is the unicorn. Friends, I think I am Scotland
  1. No, mom, I haven’t picked up a Scottish accent yet
  1. Here for the views and whiskey
  1. The one where I go to Scotland
  1. My incurable wanderlust has brought me to…Edinburgh!

Visiting Edinburgh? Check out these awesome Edinburgh Instagram captions for inspiration.

Funny Scotland Captions & Scotland Puns

  1. Wait, Scotland Yard isn’t in Scotland? Next, you’ll tell me the Loch Ness Monster isn’t real!
  1. Scotland, I loch you so much!
  1. Some like it Scot
  1. Scotland has un-loched my heart
  1. It’s gettin’ Scot in here!
  1. Thistle do nicely
  1. Scotch is neat
  1. Kiltn’ it
  1. Winter in Scotland is snow joke
  1. Aye can’t believe I’m in Scotland
  1. I don’t want to leave, but it’s time to Glasgow
  1. The Scottish Highlands are not to be mist!
  1. It’s quite cold here at Edin-brrrr Castle
  1. Highland cattle snuggle up in the rain to keep each udder dry
  1. Even the rain can’t dampen Scotland’s beauty
  1. I’m feeling plaid about leaving Scotland
  1. Yes, I love whiskey. Who’s cask-in?
  1. Wow this Scotland trip is getting Nessy!
  1. Kilt-y as charged!
  1. Don’t let him get away Scot free
  1. I need to mull over my decision on which Scotch to pick
  1. Looking forward to Scottish summers, the rain gets warmer
  1. Don’t run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out or worse, get kilt!

Short Scotland Captions

  1. Where’s the whiskey?!
  1. Off to Scotland, be back never
  1. High in the misty Highlands
  1. You’ll find me in Scotland
  1. My heart belongs to Scotland
  1. Scotch eggs. Haggis. Scotland
  1. Daydreaming in Scotland
  1. Searchin’ for Nessy
  1. Meet me in Glasgow
  1. Real men wear skirts
  1. I’m ready for you Scotland

Inspirational & Beautiful Scotland Captions

  1. I don’t want to go to heaven, I want to go to Scotland
  1. You can leave Scotland, but it will never leave you
  1. Time and tide for nae man bide – Time waits for no man
  1. Whit’s fur ye’ll no go past ye – Whatever will be, will be
  1. Thank you Scotland for making me feel so alive
  1. If you follow your heart just right, it will get you to Scotland
  1. People never forget two things: their first love and their first day in Scotland
  1. Scotland gives me butterflies
  1. Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a ticket to Scotland

Scotland Quotes For Instagram Captions

  1. “Scotland is a picturesque country where the people are friendly yet completely incomprehensible. Also, the national delicacy is a sheep’s stomach filled with its liver, lungs, and heart.” – Adam Schlesinger
  1. “Scotland is so gorgeous that every time I’m there, I start to dream of living there. I want to buy one of those whitewashed cottages with thatch roofs and gaze out at the sea and read my books.” – Julia London
  1. “There are three reasons why I live in Scotland. First, I like silence, and you have to be a millionaire to buy silence in Italy. Second, I like cold weather. Third, in Italy, I have too many relatives and know too many people, so I never get quiet time.” – Gian Carlo Menotti
  1. “Scotland is about layering. The weather changes every 10 minutes.” – Sam Heughan
  1. “I absolutely love Scotland. I’m always happy there.” – Jennifer Saunders
  1. “There are few places in my life that I’ve found more ruggedly beautiful than the Highlands of Scotland. The place is magical – it’s so far north, so remote, that sometimes it feels like you’ve left this world and gone to another.” – Julia London
  1. “It is one of the most hauntingly beautiful places in the world, the history is fascinating, the men are handsome and the whiskey is delicious.” – J.K. Rowling
  1. “Did not strong connections draw me elsewhere, I believe Scotland would be the country I would choose to end my days in.” – Benjamin Franklin
  1. “Fantasy, myth, legend, truth – all are intertwined in the story that is Scotland.” – Laurence Overmire
  1. “There’s just no place like Scotland when the sun is out. I just love coming home.” – Ashley Jensen
  1. “It is true that I once refused to eat haggis in Scotland and this did not sit well with the local population.” – Rick Riordan
  1. “There are two seasons in Scotland: June and winter.” – Billy Connolly
  1. “I love Scotland, mainly for its landscape. I like walking, and it’s a great place to go hiking” – Toby Stephens
  1. “My heart’s in the Highlands, my heart is not here. My heart’s in the Highlands, a chasing the deer. A-chasing the wild-deer, and following the roe, my heart’s in the Highlands wherever I go.” – Robert Burns
  1. “Hey, single malt Scotch, you’re thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?” – Stephen Colbert
  1. “Scotland’s a pretty place. I mean, as long as it ain’t raining.” – Boo Weekley
  1. “It doesn’t matter if it’s soggy or it’s sunny, there are so many lovely roads and awesome rugged countryside in Scotland – that’s what makes it.” – Edd China
  1. “Scotland is the best place in the whole world.” – Gail Porter
  1. “The best food in the world comes from Scotland, in part at least, because Scotland is the last wilderness area in Europe; therefore the land, freshwater rivers, and lochs and sea waters around the country are clean and pure.” – Lady Claire MacDonald
  1. “There is magic in Scotland. It’s a country with a lot of pride and bravery.” – Gayle Rankin
  1. “The proper drinking of Scotch whiskey is more than indulgence, it is a toast to a civilization, a tribute to the continuity of culture, a manifesto of man’s determination to use the resources of nature to refresh mind and body and enjoy to the full senses with which he has been endowed.” – David Daiches
  1. “I went to this beautiful place where the ground moved underneath me and the air was a part of me, and where time stopped. It was amazing and wonderful.” – Cyndi Tefft
  1. “I live out in the country in Scotland and know that if I close my eyes, I can recognize every sound.” – Rory McCann
  1. “Staring into a Scottish landscape, I have often asked myself why – in spite of all appearances – bracken, rocks, man and sea are at some level one.” – Neal Ascherson
  1. “I’m very fond of Glasgow, particularly the West End. The whole stretch of the west coast of Scotland from Loch Lomond up through Mallaig to the Kyle of Lochalsh is so beautiful.” – John Niven
  1. “In Scotland, as beautiful as it is, it was always raining. Even when it wasn’t raining, it was about to rain or had just rained. It’s a very angry sky.” – Colin Hay
  1. “There’s no place on Earth with more of the old superstitions and magic mixed into its daily life than the Scottish Highlands.” – Diana Gabaldon
  1. “I remember every stone, every tree, the scent of heather. Even when the thunder growled in the distance, and the windswept up the valley in fitful gusts, oh, it was beautiful home sweet home.” – Beatrix Potter
  1. “Edinburgh isn’t so much a city, more a way of life…I doubt I’ll ever tire of exploring Edinburgh, on foot or in print.” – Ian Rankin
  1. “I’d live in Glasgow if I could. I can’t praise it enough; it’s the nicest place I have ever worked and I’ve worked in a lot of nice places.” – Roxanne McKee
  1. “Wherever I wander, wherever I rove, the hills of the highland forever I love.” – Robert Burns
  1. “For in the lowlands we walk with the body only; in the highlands we walk with the mind.” – Henry Stephens Salt

Hopefully this list gave you plenty of ideas for cute Scotland Instagram captions. 

There’s a caption here for any photo, from puns to beautiful quotes. 

Feel free to copy and paste these Instagram captions for your Scotland photos.

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