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45 Death Valley Captions For Instagram – Puns, Quotes & Short Captions

If you’re visiting Death Valley National Park then you’re bound to have hundreds of stunning photos that you’ll want to post to Instagram.

Nothing goes better with a beautiful photo than a cute caption. To save you the trouble of thinking up a caption yourself, I’ve put together this list of the best Death Valley Instagram captions including Death Valley puns, Death Valley quotes and more.

Just copy and paste the Death Valley caption straight into Instagram.

Best Death Valley Instagram Captions

Cute Death Valley Captions For Instagram

  1. Of all the paths you take in life, make sure some of them are sandy
  1. Long live the planet and the magic it makes
  1. Someone dared me to go to the hottest place on Earth…so I did
  1. In Death Valley, there are two types of weather: hot and a little less hot
  1. Being this hot has never been so cool
  1. If I had a penny for every time I gasped at a view, I’d be rich
  1. You never forget your first day in Death Valley
  1. Some places leave you speechless. This was one of them
  1. Just a girl dreaming of the desert
  1. Left my heart in Death Valley, better go back and get it
  1. Welcome to Death Valley, where the heat is sick of the heat
  1. It’s the lack of Internet connection and beautiful landscapes for me
  1. Can we explore a national park every day? Thanks!

Funny Death Valley Captions & Death Valley Puns

  1. Death Valley, I’ll never desert you
  1. Came here to cool off…
  1. Been there, dune that
  1. Why not fry Death Valley for your next vacation
  1. Haters gonna heat
  1. Death Valley: serving you just deserts
  1. Any boredom you might have will evaporate in the heat
  1. How are you dune?
  1. Death Valley is so hot that you can fry an egg on the sand
  1. I’m not saying it’s hot in Death Valley, but two hobbits just showed up and asked where they should throw the ring

For more funny desert puns, check out 71 Desert Instagram Captions, Quotes & Puns

Short Death Valley Captions

  1. Into the desert I go
  1. Desert days and California nights
  1. Sand, sun and Death Valley fun
  1. The one where I go to Death Valley
  1. Wanderlust and desert dust
  1. Meanwhile, in Death Valley…
  1. Messy buns and sweaty shirts
  1. Death Valley, you have my heart
  1. Take only memories, leave only footprints
  1. Peace, love, and desert dust
  1. Daydreaming in Death Valley

Death Valley Quotes For Instagram Captions

  1. “When you’re in the desert, you look into infinity…. It makes you feel terribly small, and also in a strange way, quite big.” – David Lean
  1. “What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well.” – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
  1. “Death Valley is really wide-open – it’s bigger than Rhode Island – and it’s less a part of California than an ungoverned territory, so there’s lots of weird cops-and-robbers stuff going on.” – Gus Van Sant
  1. “The desert tells a different story every time one ventures on it.” – Robert Edison Fulton Jr
  1. We drove through the Mojave Desert, Owens Valley and Death Valley, and the dust entered our bloodstream and flowed through to every part of our body. The West was both eerie and breathtakingly beautiful, and we wanted to live there forever.” – Karl Wiggins
  1. “Polish comes from the cities; wisdom from the desert.” – Frank Herbert
  1. “Everything that ever happened to me that was important happened in the desert.” – Michael Ondaatje
  1. “On our way back to Los Angeles, we drove down through Grapevine Canyon on the northern end of Death Valley…. Everything was so different from anything I had known back East, and very interesting.” – Captain Hank Bracker
  1. “In the desert you become a discoverer. You discover your soul, which had been submerged in vain pursuits, which had been lost in the coils and toils of modern life.” – Ameen Rihani
  1. “A desert is a place without expectation.” – Nadine Gordimer
  1. “I knew I was a grain of sand in the vast desert that never ended and he was a sparkling star in the sky.” – Aleena Yasin

Hopefully this list gave you plenty of ideas for cute Death Valley Instagram captions. 

There’s a caption here for any photo, from Death Valley puns to beautiful Death Valley quotes. 

Feel free to copy and paste these Instagram captions for your Death Valley National Park photos.

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Megan Jones is a travel expert and founder of Traveller's Elixir who has been travelling the world full time since 2021. Megan's travel tips been featured in numerous media outlets including Metro, Timeout, Thrillist and more.